Charles Montgomery
Burns, the owner of the
Springfield Nuclear
Power Plant, believes in
productivity. "A well
oiled machine", he is
often found saying, "is
made up of one part
human resources, two
parts quality equipment,
and three parts
soul-crushing
surveillance." He is
known to have his long
skinny fingers in every
pie in Springfield and
the surrounding
boroughs. "A good
worker", he elaborates,
"is a monitored worker.
Also non-unionized
mind-controlled
automatons do a fine
job." So, until he
perfects his R&D's
department's work in
cybernetically enhanced
capuchin helper-monkeys,
he'll have to settle for
keeping a close eye on
his employees.
"Those nincompoops
think I'm giving them a
nifty doo-dad that lets
them communicate with
acquaintances over the
Internet-o-phone," he
says conspiratorially,
"but really I'm watching
their every move." His
finger, then, wavers
precariously over a
button marked, "Hounds."
A high-quality webcam
shaped like Monty Burns
at his desk includes a
large clip that allows
it to be attached to
your flat-panel monitor
or laptop screen.
Features
- 30 fps @ 640 x 480 with built-in microphone
- Supports USB enabled machines running Windows 98, 2000, XP and Vista
- Runs with Skype, MSN Messenger, Yahoo! Messenger and AOL messenger
- 140cm long USB Cable
- Optional removable clip included
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